Wednesday, May 28, 2008 , mid-morning

Angel investor needed!

My request is really oh, so simple… I need someone to lend me $2300 dollars by tomorrow, but I’ll repay it by the end of June.  Doesn’t that sound easy, and isn’t that what Oprah and Ellen and George Soros are for?  I’ve been starting up a new business behind the scenes here, and I have a brief opportunity to buy some incredible inventory from a closed establishment for the price of 10 cents on the dollar.  I’d like to snap that up except for, heh, poverty.  So, if you know an angel investor or you know Oprah, I’ll be happy to give her my entire business plan, sign an IOU, and give her some cat litter coupons as collateral.  Call all the venture capital folks you know, and do it today!  Tomorrow, I’ll reward you with pretty pictures of Canadian wildlife and Mourning dove eggs (not the chocolate kind)

I don’t even know if anyone is still reading here, but if you are, thanks for hanging in with me.  It’s going to get better, and I’ll be back to talking about cats and kittens and the stupid things that happen when I cut down palm trees, all before you know it.  This place was classy once and it can be classy again!

Posted by Leigh-Ann on 05/28 at 10:29 AM
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