Thursday, February 02, 2006 , evening
Chelsea’s salute to Greenpeace
Never one to stand idly by when there’s an urgent social or environmental issue to conquer, Chelsea tries to draw attention to the plight of beached whales.
I’d like to add that I don’t advocate having overweight pets, but I just can’t seem to feed Chelsea a small enough amount to slim her down. The three older cats, Chelsea, Jackson, and Derek, are all fed the equivalent of a third of a cup of kibble and a sixth of a small can of wet food daily, yet both Chelsea and Derek are completely porky. I need to get them to start cross-training or something.
By the way, despite being cursed with an enormous girth, Chelsea is saddled with the embarrassment of having a tiny head:
She’ll happily come to your Superbowl party, but you’d better have at least three kinds of dip.






















