Fat cats

Perhaps everyone has seen this but me, but here’s a top 10 list from the folks at David Letterman’s show, Top Ten Signs Your Cat Is Too Fat:

10. Gets winded purring

9. Instead of trying to run from dogs, sits on them

8. The Maury people call every damn hour

7. Ears perk up whenever you mention Wendy’s Free Fixin’s Bar

6. He used 8 lives on heart attacks

5. Cat carrier is a Ford Escort

4. Richard Simmons’ cat staged intervention

3. Can only wear cute sweaters from the Big and Tall Kitty Shop

2. Litter box so huge, it has nude bathing section

1. Instead of “meow” he says, “mayo”

Posted by Leigh-Ann on 03/28 at 02:39 PM

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    Posted by Cheryl  on  03/30  at  07:28 AM

  2. Great stuff!

    Posted by K T Cat  on  04/02  at  06:47 AM

  3. too funny :-)

    Posted by Simply Coll  on  04/02  at  12:03 PM
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