Here’s to a Lon Life
I bought a postal scale over a year ago, and the kittens/cats recently chewed through the electrical cord for it. The little bastards! I thought I was going to have to have to search high and low for a replacement adaptor, but when I turned the scale over I discovered a slot for a battery. I removed the battery cover, and inside was a pristine, virgin battery, still in a protective plastic coating. It was made in China. I present an image of the battery for your inspection:
The battery brand name was obviously chosen by the Chinese manufacturer to represent what all Americans want from life: Lon. A day without Lon is a day without sunshine, or so they say.
Unfortunately, after a year of sitting dormant, the battery had a lot in common with two other famous Lons, Lon Chaney Sr. and Jr. Like the Lon Chaneys, my Lon Life battery was quite dead. I was still amused by the name, though. Long live the Lon!
Yet still, with 0% Mercury! So go ahead and drop it in a lake or use it to catch a fish. Hilarious!
Posted by Diana on 08/15 at 04:02 AMYeah, I thought the 0% mercury thing was pretty amusing too. We all know that China is the world leader in environmental issues!
Posted by Leigh-Ann on 08/15 at 09:07 AMHi Leigh Ann
You have one of the best all around animal blogs on the internet. REally do enjoy visiting. Drop by if you can today is our one year anniversary of blogging!
Posted by Debra on 08/15 at 10:30 AMok.. you have me laughting again
Posted by Coll on 08/18 at 05:09 AM
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