I’ve got powertools and I’m not afraid to use them
Today I was working on achieving my “lesbian street cred” badge, so I tidied up the garage, and even installed a ceiling fan. It seems like I’ve installed at least three dozen ceiling fans in my lifetime, so it should have been a piece of cake, but instead it was a pain in the butt because the grounding wire coming from the ceiling was literally about a quarter of an inch long. Luckily I have tiny fingers and a lot of patience, and I also have a big bottle of Advil, as I now need it after holding my arms over my head for an hour fiddling with the damn thing. The good news is that the garage now has air circulation and a dash of style (nothing says “fashion sense” like fake oak wood laminate). Later this week I’m going to finish assembling the table saw, and I’m going to finish assembling the cat tree. Or maybe I’ll take the rest of the week off, we’ll see. I’ve got a bag of Dove dark chocolate Valentine’s hearts on the bar behind me, so I might do crazy things. Anyway, here’s a photo of my tidy garage, and the hood of the car:
And this is a photo of the actual ceiling fan, in motion. Don’t let it make you dizzy.
Freddie and “KKKendra” won “The Amazing Race” tonight, proving that nice guys do indeed finish second. I (heart) you, Kris and Jon. A new season of “Survivor” starts next week, and then more “Amazing Race” in early March. I’m really in need of an Ami Cusack fix, though. Won’t someone put her on another reality show for my enjoyment?
One last thing… our camera is finally back, so here’s a photo of Derek, the Chai Master, engaging in his favourite hobby:
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