Shameless

I was trying to put the pets to bed early tonight, as we have to be down on the Strip tomorrow morning for an 8:am seminar (yawn).  Both Eli and Dante, the big dogs, were outside in the backyard.  I noticed Eli was just getting into position to poop, so I thought, “Okay, good—Eli can finish pooping, and I’ll get Dante in here and give him his meds before bed.  By then Eli will be finished, and then I can finish pilling her as well.”  So, I opened the back door and gestured to Dante to come inside, thinking Eli would ignore me because hey, she’s in mid-poop, all crouched over.  The next thing I know, ELI runs past Dante into the house, trying to get the tiny dog biscuits I’m holding in my hand.  Her tail is sticking up a bit, because out of her butt there’s a big honking piece of poop halfway out.  I yell at Eli to get outside (something along the lines of, “Oh my god, are you crazy?  Get your filthy ass outside!”), but she ignores me and keeps trying to push up against me to get the little dog biscuits I was holding.  I finally had to go outside, put the cookies on the ground as a bribe, then go back inside and quickly block the doggie door to force her to finish pooping.  Which she did.  Look, I love to eat too, but I draw the line somewhere.

Posted by Leigh-Ann on 03/01 at 09:47 PM

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  1. Thanks for the laugh. Shepherds and food. Never get between one and the other.

    Posted by Diana  on  03/02  at  06:19 AM

  2. OMIGOD! I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time. So loud and hard Jaxsun is barking in protest.

    omigod.  That was so funny.

    Posted by Nio  on  03/02  at  03:59 PM

  3. LMAO!!!  :lol:

    Oh, and way to spoil my supper.  :-P

    (Who am I kidding?  Let’s just skip dinner and head for dessert!)

    Posted by Expat  on  03/02  at  04:12 PM
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