Zoltar!
Frighten your children on Halloween and every day in-between when you buy your very own creepy, life-sized Zoltar fortune-telling machine! It’s guaranteed to provide nightmares for the entire family—for the kids when Zoltar spontaneously speaks to them when they approach the cabinet, and for the parents when they receive the $9000 credit card bill!
If you’re too much of a wimp for Zoltar, you can treat the family to something a little more delicate, like a 7 foot tall, fully-animatronic version of Robby the Robot. He’s only $49.999.95 (I’m surprised they worry about that five cents).
Seriously, can you even begin to imagine having that kind of money to waste? I thought I was being extravagant a few days ago when I put a $60 wall clock on my holiday wishlist.
Even if I had that kind of money to waste, I’d rather spend it on donating food or medicine to the local shelters. Criminy! Think of the books I could buy- and in my neighborhood, $50K could buy a small house to store them in too!
Posted by Georg on 10/25 at 02:03 AMIn my first visit to your blog, I like your devotion to fostering. Also thanks for the link to NaBloPoMo.
Posted by Pappy's Fella on 10/26 at 08:38 AMYour right.. I can’t imagine.
Posted by Coll on 10/27 at 06:24 PM
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