Monday, November 05, 2007 , late at night

I hate fantasy football

I actually love fantasy football, but I hate the jerks at Yahoo who give “professional advice”.  This week they told me that Adrian Peterson would have a terrible game and practically said I should bench him.  So, I benched him.  Then he had a record-setting day of five touchdowns and almost fifty points.  They told me my kicker would suck, but some other one would have a great day, so I dropped my kicker and picked up the new guy.  The kicker I dropped had eleven points, and the one I picked up on Yahoo’s advice had five.  Luckily, Ben Rothlisberger was having a great night and had four touchdowns, and then he was suddenly injured in the third quarter and left the game.  I lost my matchup by .84 points.  Less than one.  116.66 to 117.50.

I don’t know what qualifies someone to be a fantasy football expert, but from now on I’m only listening to my own inner voice’s advice.  I’m in danger of not even making my league’s playoffs if I don’t shape up.  And what am I going to do if Ben Rothlisberger is gone for a long time?  I don’t even have a backup to replace him.  I know that’s Yahoo’s fault, too, I just haven’t figured out how to tie them to it.

Posted by Leigh-Ann on 11/05 at 11:30 PM
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