You can thank me later

I was surfing the web, reading some blogs, minding my own business, and suddenly I stumbled across this:  What to do if your eyeball falls out.  I hope I never need to know, and I hope you never need to know, but just in case, don’t you think you should read it?  How stupid will you feel if, a year from now, you’re sitting with your eyeball in your hand wishing you’d planned ahead?

Posted by Leigh-Ann on 03/24 at 10:14 PM

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  1. I only got about two sentences into that and had to stop. I guess if my eyeball ever falls out, I’ll just have to call 911 and hope for the best.

    Posted by jg  on  03/26  at  07:15 PM

  2. Oh, thank the gods! How timely! Because there I was, reading blogs, when suddenly

    SPLORP!

    My eyeball fell out!

    Sadly, I wasn’t able to follow this excellent advice because before I could shoehorn it back into the socket with a paper clip (!) it was commandeered as a kitty toy.  Ah, well, I look all hot and piratical in a black eye patch.

    Posted by Helly  on  03/27  at  11:14 AM

  3. I think that I just developed a phobia about my eyes popping out of my skull.  :bug:

    *grimace*

    Posted by Expat  on  03/27  at  04:19 PM

  4. Yeah, doesn’t the “paperclip” part just make you shiver?  Ick.

    Posted by Flippy  on  03/27  at  09:38 PM

  5. It was a choice between me posting about popped eyeballs, or posting about Phoenix’s popped sebaceous cyst.  I think you all got the best part of the deal.

    Posted by Leigh-Ann  on  03/27  at  11:04 PM

  6. In that case, we should be thanking you for this helpful tip!  :cheese:

    At least if my new phobia ever comes true, I will be able to handle it myself.  :P LOL

    Posted by Expat  on  03/28  at  06:38 AM

  7. I think I speak for everyone here when I write that we don’t want to read ANYTHING about anyone’s popped sebaceous cyst.

    We want pictures.

    Lots of pictures.

    Posted by Helly  on  03/28  at  01:22 PM

  8. When I got the last comment in email and it didn’t say who the commenter was, I SO knew it was gonna be Helly.

    Posted by Flippy  on  03/28  at  03:09 PM

  9. Helly, I can give you photos… do you want bites, abcesses, scabs, bruising, bodily fluids… tell me what you’re looking for and I’ll hook you up.  I didn’t post a photo of my dog bite as I didn’t want to sensationalize it (and I didn’t want my mother to see it), but anything else is fair game.  I’ve got a lovely number in an inflamed, waxy Shih-tzu ear if you’re interested…

    Posted by Leigh-Ann  on  03/28  at  10:55 PM
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